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"If any of you cry at my funeral, I'll never speak to you again!"
English comic, actor
(also see Oliver Hardy)
"I know my corn plants intimately, and I find it a great pleasure to know them."
"A mistake is simply another way of doing things."
US businessperson (Washington Post owner)
"True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked."
"She ransacked her mind but there was nothing in it."
Joyce Carol Oates
"For every dark night, there's a brighter day."
"We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming."
Wernher von Braun
German rocket scientist
"While the bat's are a -flyin'
And the cat's are a-sighing
And the zombies are a-dancin'
And the skeleton's prancin'
I get back into my big black coffin till the following night."
"Screaming Lord" Sutch
(shown [l] with Keith Moon [r])