"To tell you of this city, I would not do justice to the subject. The extravagance is in dressing and running to parties." Rachel Donelson Jackson
"The world belongs to the enthusiast who keeps cool."
"I think, therefore Descartes exists." Saul Steinberg
"For those of you who don't understand Reaganomics, it's based on the principle that the rich and the poor will get the same amount of ice. In Reaganomics, however, the poor get all of theirs in winter." Morris Udall
"You campaign in poetry. You govern in prose." Mario Cuomo
"When they called 'em rock'n'roll pioneers, they were talking about the music. But that pretty much described the living conditions, too." Waylon Jennings
"I get nervous when they start shooting piano players. " Harry Nilsson
"Women prefer Democrats to men."
"Ernest is a neighbor or relative that we've all had at one time. He's abrasive, but he doesn't mean to be. He gets excited and ends up standing on your toes. I try to make him clownish and I don't want him too low key; and he's physically funny." Jim Varney
"Nobody wants a quarter-inch drill bit. What they want is a quarter-inch hole." John Sansing
"To tell you the truth, I donīt have any expensive tastes. Iīm just as happy going to a beach and sitting in the sun today as I was ten years ago. I wouldn't feel comfortable if I drove there in a Bentley convertible." Helen Hunt
"I have to be physically attracted to someone. But I can't just be with someone just because it's great sex. Because orgasms don't last long enough." Courteney Cox Arquette
"Arnold, if you ever need advice on the state of California or want to grope another girl, call me." Mary Carey