"Always remember this: There are only eighteen inches between a pat on the back and a kick in the rump." Hattie McDaniel
"It won't be long before we'll be writing together again. I just hope they have a decent piano up there."
"All those great swans chasing that absurd young man!"
"She was what we used to call a suicide blonde—dyed by her own hand." Saul Bellow
"I declare this thing open, whatever it is." Prince Philip Whatever It Is
"I was born at the age of twelve on a Metro-Goldwyn-Mayer lot." Frances Ethel Gumm
"There must be more to life than having everything." Maurice Sendak
"I will be brief. Not nearly so brief as Salvador Dali, who gave the world's shortest speech. He said 'I will be so brief I have already finished,' and he sat down."
"I get paid for seeing that my clients have every break the law allows. I have knowingly defended a number of guilty men. But the guilty never escape unscathed. My fees are sufficient punishment for anyone." Francis Lee Bailey
"These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder." Jeff Greenfield
"I'd say if you live in the United States of America and you vote for George Bush, you've lost your mind." John Edwards
"Jazz isn't dead, it just smells funny." Jimmy Chamberlain
"I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe." Elizabeth Hurley