"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." Socrates
George: "Lord Chancellor, did I deliver the speech well?"
Chancellor: "Very well indeed, sir."
George: "I am glad of that, for there was nothing in it."
King George III
"Every man has his element. Sheridan's is hot water." John Eldon, 1st Earl of, Viscount Encombe Of Encombe
Rosalind Russell
"Talking from morning to night about sex has helped my skiing, because I talk about movement, about looking good, about taking risks."
"Because I'm the only actor who ever killed John Wayne in a picture, producers have pegged me for a villain." Bruce Dern
"All I really need to know about how to live and what to do and how to be I learned in kindergarten. Remember the Dick-and-Jane books and the first word you learned—the biggest word of all—LOOK."
  • Cop: "Your driver's license says you wear glasses. Why aren't you wearing them?"
  • Phil Linz: "I got contacts."
  • Cop: "I don't care who you know, you still need to wear glasses when you drive."
    (06/04/1939 – )
    US baseball infielder
"Therapy? I don't need that. The roles that I choose are my therapy." Angelina Jolie