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| Died 05/31 | Died 06/01 | Died 06/02 | Death Dates |
"Remember, a chip on the shoulder is a sure sign of wood higher up."
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"Life is a long headache in a noisy street."
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| "Yes, I've been in your living room many times." | ![]() |
"Isn't there any other part of the matzo you can eat?"
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"I don't know what you do but whatever it is, it's electric."
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"They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. Well, they're not laughing now."
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| "It seemed that my wife Shirley was always pregnant until we found out what was causing it." | ![]() |
"The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more."
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| "I knew at an early age I wanted to act. Acting was always easy for me. I don't believe in predestination, but I do believe that once you get where ever it is you are going, that is where you were going to be. Was I always going to be here? No I was not. I was going to be homeless at one time, a taxi driver, truck driver, or any kind of job that would get me a crust of bread. You never know what's going to happen." | ![]() |
"We were barred from so many hotels, the entire Holiday Inn chain, that we had to check in as Fleetwood Mac lots of times."
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"Hello from the cracks in the sidewalks of NYC and from the ants that dwell in these cracks and feed in the dried blood of the dead that has settled into the cracks."
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"You should spend your money on some nice lingerie. Big wool cotton pants, that just doesn't work. You have to feel sexy."
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"What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are."
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| Born 05/31 | Born 06/01 | Born 06/02 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 05/31 | Died 06/01 | Died 06/02 | Death Dates |