"People wish their enemies dead, but I do not; I say give them the gout, give them the stone!" Lady Mary Wortley Montagu
"A poet is a man who puts up a ladder to a star and climbs it while playing a violin." Edmond Huot de Goncourt
"So that's what hay looks like."
"I can't see what Jack Warner can do with an Oscar—it can't say yes." Al Jolson
"The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera." Dorothea Lange
"I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing." Marion Michael Morrison
"No man is lonely while eating spaghetti."
"They weren't really weddings, just long costume parties." Norma Egstrom
"I always thought he sounded just like Yogi Bear." Michael Ronson
"America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole." Bob Goldthwait
"With the number of people I ignore, I'm lucky I work at all in this town." Helena Bonham Carter