"The more he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons." Ralph Waldo Emerson
"It was a dark and stormy night..."
"Buy old masters. They bring in better prices than young mistresses." Lord William Maxwell Aitken Beaverbrook
"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost." Bennett Cerf
"What we need is more people who specialize in the impossible." Theodore Roethke
"The very essence of leadership is that you have to have a vision. You can't blow an uncertain trumpet."
"I grew up without knowing anything about prejudice; my mother saw to that. If parents would keep prejudice and intolerance to themselves for one generation, we would have a different world." Jeanne Crain
"I'll play it first and tell you what it is later." Miles Davis
"My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't." Beverly Sills
"I started all over again on page 1, circling the 262 pages like a vulture looking for live flesh to scavenge." John Gregory Dunne
"Nobody knows a hit before it's a hit." Tom T. Hall
"So that was a very defining point of that relationship." Ian McKellen
"Marriage can be viewed as the waiting room for death." Mike Myers
"Vibrators. I think they are great. They keep you out of stupid sex. I'd pitch them to anybody." Anne Heche