"An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed." Queen Victoria
"A financier is a pawnbroker with imagination." Sir Arthur Wing Pinero
"Justice is not to be taken by storm. She is to be wooed by slow advances." Benjamin Nathan Cardozo
"The tragedy of war is that it uses man's best to do man's worst." Harry Emerson Fosdick
"Under pressure, people admit to murder, setting fire to the village church or robbing a bank, but never to being bores." Elsa Maxwell
"You can't look forward and backward at the same time." Coleman Young
"Everywhere I go I see increasing evidence of people swirling about in a human cesspit of their own making."
"There are worse crimes than burning books. One of them is not reading them." Iosip Aleksandrovich Brodsky
"Colleges are like old-age homes, except for the fact that more people die in colleges." Robert Zimmerman
"I write science fiction every day at work, and each story begins with the phrase 'this software is easy to use.'"