"After Rossini dies, who will there be to promote his music?" Richard Wagner
Holmes: "I followed you."
Man: "I saw no one."
Holmes: "That is what you may expect to see when I follow you."
Sir Arthur Conan Doyle
"I said to Marilyn, 'Why can't you get here on time, for f*ck's sake?' And she replied, 'Oh, do you have that word in England, too?'" Sir Laurence Olivier
(with Marilyn Monroe)
"You can't tell a millionaire's son from a billionaire's."
"A dumb blonde who falls for a huge plastic finger."
"Chief executives, who themselves own few shares of their companies, have no more feeling for the average stockholder than they do for baboons in Africa."
"One reason people get divorced is that they run out of gift ideas." Robert Byrne
"Always suspect any job men willingly vacate for women." Jill Tweedie