"It is one of my sources of happiness never to desire a knowledge of other people's business." Dorothea Payne Todd Madison
"Bureaucracy is a giant mechanism operated by pygmies." Honore de Balzac
"That so few now dare to be eccentric marks the chief danger of our time." John Stuart Mill
"There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first." Adela Rogers Saint Johns
"When one kicks over a tea table and smashes everything but the sugar bowl, one may as well pick that up and drop it on the bricks, don't you think?" Margery Allingham
"When it came to kissing, Harlow was the best." James Maitland Stewart
"I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved." George Gobel
"The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing—and then marry him." Cherilyn Sarkisian LaPierre
"If people want to believe I'm a dominatrix in my spare time, that's fine with me—I mean, I'm definitely happy to smack people around if that's what they really want." Jane Wiedlin