"And that inverted Bowl we call The Sky,
Whereunder crawling coop't we live and die,
Lift not thy hands to It for help—for It
Rolls impotently on as Thou or I."
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, but wiser people so full of doubts." Bertrand Russell
"To my embarrassment, I was born in bed with a lady."
"If a person desires to be a humorist it is necessary that the people around him shall be at least as wise as he is, otherwise his humor will not be comprehended." James Stephens
"Specialists are people who always repeat the same mistakes." Walter Gropius
"John is half-tyrant, half-revolutionary; half-saint, half-satan; half-possible, half-impossible; half-genius, half-Irish." Frank Capra
"The audience knows I'm not going to do anything after all these years to upset them." Perry Como
"Take your work seriously, but never yourself." Dame Margot Fonteyn
"Man always travels along precipices. His truest obligation is to keep his balance." Karol Joseph Wojtyla
"I'm never satisfied with my own work." Pernell Roberts
"I'd rather hit than have sex." Reggie Jackson
"You see I am very stupid. I don't understand or talk well. I take it easy every day. I am like an idiot. Be like this every day, and then you'll look young." Chow Yun-Fat
"According to a new study, women in satisfying marriages are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than unmarried women. So don't worry lonely women, you'll be dead soon." Tina Fey