"A full tongue and an empty brain are seldom parted."
"The various modes of worship, which prevailed in the Roman world, were all considered by the people as equally true; by the philosopher, as equally false; and by the magistrate, as equally useful." Edward Gibbon
"By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong."
"Never kick a fresh turd on a hot day." Harry S Truman
"An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of support." Bishop Fulton Sheen
"All Hollywood corrupts; and absolute Hollywood corrupts absolutely."
"Success in almost any field depends more on energy and drive than it does on intelligence. This explains why we have so many stupid leaders." Sloan Wilson
"When you enter a room, you have to kiss his ring. I don't mind, but he has it in his back pocket." Don Rickles
"A boxing match is like a cowboy movie. There's got to be good guys and there's got to be bad guys. And that's what people pay for—to see the bad guys get beat." Charles L. Liston
"No place is boring, if you've had a good night's sleep and have a pocket full of unexposed film."
"A career is a series of comebacks." Eric Hilliard Nelson
"And all writing is creating or spinning dreams for other people so they won't have to bother doing it themselves." Beth Henley