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"People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid."
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"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex."
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"Woman played her part in early California by reason of her absence."
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| "There are those whose sole claim to profundity is the discovery of exceptions to the rules." |
| "Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it's usually too late?" | ![]() |
| "A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch." | ![]() |
| "I've done an awful lot of stuff that's a monument to public patience." | ![]() |
| "I'm pretty slapstick in my life but nobody sees that. You get typecast. I'm from New York and I have a sh*t-detector that's outspoken. I'm very streetwise and the producers detect that. So they get me on a movie and kill me. I go into their offices and I'm sure when I leave they say, 'You know, he'd be great to kill'. I've been killed every way you can imagine." | ![]() |
"I spent 15 minutes writing 'Stand by Your Man,' and a lifetime defending it."
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"He always regarded death as highly overrated and could never understand why anybody made such a fuss about it."
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| Died 05/04 | Died 05/05 | Died 05/06 | Death Dates |