"You philosophers are lucky men. You write on paper and paper is patient. Unfortunate Empress that I am, I write on the susceptible skins of living beings." Catherine the Great
"Love is the final end of the world's history, the Amen of the universe. " Georg Philipp Friedrich Freiherr von Hardenberg
"But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses." Jerome Klapka Jerome
"The nearest approach to immortality on earth is a government bureau."
"In automobile terms, the child supplies the power but the parents have to do the steering." Dr. Benjamin Spock
"We could have been millionaires; or milkmen; most probable of all, milers, generations of people who looked the enemy in the eye and ran like hell." Leah Garchik
"The worst was when my skirt fell down to my ankles—but I had on thick tights underneath." Naomi Campbell