"Law is a bottomless pit." John Arbuthnot
"Thus, be it understood, to demonstrate a theorem, it is neither necessary nor even advantageous to know what it means." Henri Poincare
"Truth is not only stranger than fiction, it is more interesting." William Randolph Hearst
"Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little."
"Madam, you have between your legs an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands—and all you can do is scratch it." Sir Thomas Beecham
"Playing 'Bop' is like Scrabble with all the vowels missing." Edward Kennedy Ellington
"The war has developed not necessarily to Japan's advantage." Emperor Showa
"If you want to catch more fish, use more hooks."
"I didn’t make Dale Jr. go be a racer. The kid wanted to be a racer. I’d just as soon him be a doctor, a preacher or whatever. I’m not sure I’d want him to be a lawyer." Dale Earnhardt
"I think that people who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to." Jerome Seinfeld
"Just standing around looking beautiful is so boring, really boring, so boring." Michelle Pfeiffer
"Virtual reality is just air guitar writ large." Robert J. Sawyer
"We all come from dysfunctional families and these days I guess that's pretty normal." Carnie Wilson
"Tall, sandy blonde, with sort of blue eyes, skinny in places, fat in others. An average gal." Uma Thurman