"A newspaper consists of just the same number of words, whether there be any news in it or not." Henry Fielding
"Science is organized knowledge. Wisdom is organized life." Immanuel Kant
"The desire of the man is for the woman, but the desire of the woman is for the desire of the man." Anna Louise Germaine de Stael
"The worst men often give the best advice." Philip James Bailey
"Any cook should be able to run the country." Vladimir Ilich Lenin
"To teach one's self is to be forced to learn twice." Ellen Glasgow
"You can always count on a murderer for a fancy prose style." Vladimir Vladimirovich Nabokov
"Any man whose errors take ten years to correct is quite a man." J. Robert Oppenheimer
"Making the simple complicated is commonplace; making the complicated simple, awesomely simple, that's creativity." Charles Mingus
"Wrong verb."
  • Jack Nicholson
    (04/22/1937 – )
    US actor, on being asked if he'd like to dance
Jack Nicholson
"I wish something on T.V. would trouble me. Then maybe I would watch it." John Waters