"Have you summoned your wits from woolgathering?" Thomas Middleton
"Murder, like talent, seems occasionally to run in families."
"The greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont." Clarence Darrow
"What I admire most in men—to sit opposite a mirror at dinner and not look in it." Richard Harding Davis
"On matters of intonation and technicalities I am more than a martinet—I am a martinetissimo." Leopold Stokowski
"My attitude about Hollywood is that I wouldn't walk across the street to pull one of those executives out of the snow if he was bleeding to death. Not unless I was paid for it. None of them ever did me any favors." James Woods
"The 'feminine' woman is forever static and childlike. She is like the ballerina in an old-fashioned music box, her unchanging features tiny and girlish, her voice tinkly, her body stuck on a pin, rotating in a spiral that will never grow." Susan Faludi
"Yesterday in Egypt, archaeologists discovered the burial site for the 50 children of Ramses II...Fifty children! What I want to know is, who decided to name a condom after this guy?" Conan O'Brien
"If they [Playboy] could promise me it wasn't camera-between-my-knees kind of shots, I would do it. I would do topless. I think it's empowering. Though if my mother had a real big problem with it, I'd have to say no right now." Melissa Joan Hart