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| "The proverb answers where the sermon fails, as a well-charged pistol will do more execution than a whole barrel of gunpowder idly exploded in the air." | |
"A man generally has two reasons for doing a thing. One that sounds good, and a real one."
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"The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the notes — ah, that is where the art resides."
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"What is man, when you come to think upon him,
but a minutely set, ingenious machine for turning, with infinite artfulness,
the red wine of Shiraz into urine?"
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"Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge where there is no river."
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| "Ninety-nine percent of the people in the world are fools and the rest of us are in great danger of contagion." |  |
| "Hell is paved with Good Samaritans." |  |
"Bond smoked like Peter Lorre, drank like Humphrey Bogart, ate like Sydney Greenstreet, used up girls like Errol Flynn . . . then went to a steam bath and came out looking like Clark Gable."
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"Madonna is the speedboat, and the rest of us are just the Go-Gos on water skis."
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| Died 04/16 | Died 04/17 | Died 04/18 | Death Dates |