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"When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct."
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"We are not saints, but we have kept our appointment. How many people can boast as much?"
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| "It had been startling and disappointing to me to find out that story books had been written by people, that books were not natural wonders, coming of themselves like grass." | ![]() |
"Religion is induced insanity."
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| "The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death." | ![]() |
| "I don't want to change the thinking of the world. My purpose is to make people laugh." | ![]() |
"I don't really trust a sane person."
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| "I'll walk through fire to do what I do because the movie business, when it's right, is the coolest art form ever invented." | ![]() |
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| Died 04/12 | Died 04/13 | Died 04/14 | Death Dates |