"When a man has cast his longing eye on offices, a rottenness begins in his conduct." Thomas Jefferson
"We are not saints, but we have kept our appointment. How many people can boast as much?" Samuel Beckett
"It had been startling and disappointing to me to find out that story books had been written by people, that books were not natural wonders, coming of themselves like grass." Eudora Welty
"Religion is induced insanity."
"The only way to enjoy golf is to be a masochist. Go out and beat yourself to death." Harry Clifford Leek
"I don't want to change the thinking of the world. My purpose is to make people laugh." Donald James Yarmy
"I don't really trust a sane person." Lyle Alzado
"I'll walk through fire to do what I do because the movie business, when it's right, is the coolest art form ever invented." Ron Perlman