"Sir, I would rather be right than be President." Henry Clay
"Seemed to me that drumming was the best way to get close to God." Lionel Hampton
"I'd love to see Christ come back to crush the spirit of hate and make men put down their guns. I'd also like just one more hit single." Herbert Khaury
"My mother used to say, Delia, if S-E-X ever rears its ugly head, close your eyes before you see the rest of it." Alan Ayckbourn
"The difference between reality and fiction? Fiction has to make sense." Tom Clancy
"There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting." David Letterman
"Long after the bomb falls and you and your good deeds are gone, cockroaches will still be here, prowling the streets like armored cars." Tama Janowitz