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"The Buddhas do but tell the way; it is for you to swelter at the task."
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"I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely."
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| "'For what we are about to receive, Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,' said the cannibal as he cut a slice off the missionary's shank."
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"My dear fellow, buggers can't be choosers."
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"Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles."
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"My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?"
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| "Come to think of it, just about every tool was shaped like either a weenie or a pistol, depending on your point of view." | ![]() |
"He was like a real dad, you know. We used to sit down with guitars and mess around."
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| "Neither of us entered marriage thinking it wouldn't be a strain. Life has strains in it, and he's the person I want to strain with." | ![]() |
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