"The Buddhas do but tell the way; it is for you to swelter at the task."
"I was forced to live far beyond my years when just a child, now I have reversed the order and I intend to remain young indefinitely." Gladys Louise Smith
"'For what we are about to receive,
Oh Lord 'tis Thee we thank,'
said the cannibal as he cut a slice
off the missionary's shank."
Isadore Hochberg
"My dear fellow, buggers can't be choosers."
  • Actress: "I enjoyed your book. Who wrote it for you?"
  • Ilka Chase: "I'm so glad you liked it. Who read it to you?"
    (04/08/1905 – 02/15/1978)
    US actor
Ilka Chase
"Jewelry takes people's minds off your wrinkles." Sonja Henie
"My makeup wasn't smeared, I wasn't disheveled, I behaved politely, and I never finished off a bottle, so how could I be alcoholic?" Elizabeth Ann Bloomer Ford
"Come to think of it, just about every tool was shaped like either a weenie or a pistol, depending on your point of view." Barbara Kingsolver
"He was like a real dad, you know. We used to sit down with guitars and mess around." Julian Lennon
"Neither of us entered marriage thinking it wouldn't be a strain. Life has strains in it, and he's the person I want to strain with." Patricia Arquette