Born Today - March 24

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"Not on one strand are all life's jewels strung."

"Everything has two sides—the outside that is ridiculous, and the inside that is solemn."

"A nation is not in danger of financial disaster merely because it owes itself money."

"The greatest escape I ever made was when I left Appleton, Wisconsin."

"Scientific theory is a contrived foothold in the chaos of living phenomena."

"No man should be in public office who can't make more money in private life."

"He was not only a bore; he bored for England."

"I'd rather wake up in the middle of nowhere than in any city on earth."

"Education has failed in a very serious way to convey the most important lesson science can teach: skepticism."

"If at first you do succeed, try to remember how."

"She's like somebody's mom who'd a few too many drinks at a cocktail party."

"My first words were 'Seconds, please.' Most kids in kindergarten napped on a little rug. I had a braided 9 x 12."

"He's the chief [Jack Nicholson], right? What else is there to say? It's not bad sleeping with Einstein."

"It's like walking around a history book. You have all these beautiful buildings that were built before 1980."

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