"There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself." Johann Sebastian Bach
"Men, like bullets, go farthest when they are smoothest."
"In Australia, not reading poetry is the national pastime." Phyllis McGinley
"Sports is the toy department of human life." Howard William Cohen
"I'm a serial bigamist." Russ Meyer
"I don't think I've drunk one since I've left the Bond movies. Every bar you go in, there's always some wisecrack, 'Oh, yours will be a Martini, shaken, not stirred!' You get sick and tired of that." Timothy Dalton
"We're given a code to live our lives by. We don't always follow it, but it's still there." Gary Oldman
"I slip from workaholic to bum real easy." Matthew Broderick
"I see myself as Rhoda, not Mary Tyler Moore." Roseann Theresa O'Donnell