"Some folk are wise, and some are otherwise." Tobias Smollett
"I will go anywhere, as long as it be forward."
"The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself." Sir Richard Francis Burton
"Writing is learning to say nothing, more cleverly every day."
"Fast is fine, but accuracy is everything." Wyatt Earp
"Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of incubation have been entirely completed." William Jennings Bryan
"I am sitting in the smallest room of my house. I have your review before me. In a moment, it will be behind me."
"The higher a monkey climbs, the more you see of its behind."
"Everything that I did in life that was worthwhile, I caught hell for." Earl Warren
"Honey, that Totie Fields is one well-fed white woman. When that gal sits around the house, she sits around the house!" Loretta Mary Aiken
"Remorse is for little children."
"To get where you want to go you can't only do what you like."
"Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone." Tommy Cooper
"The kid doesn't chew tobacco, smoke, drink, curse, or chase broads. I don't see how he can possibly make it." Richie Ashburn
"The road to hell is paved with works-in-progress."
"If the role demands it, then naturally I will remove my clothes." Ursula Andress
"I really think that effective acting has to do literally with the movement of molecules." Glenn Close
"On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we can open all our own jars." Walter Bruce Willis