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"No man has ever yet been hanged for breaking the spirit of a law." Grover Cleveland
"There once was an old man of Lyme
who married three wives at a time
when asked, 'Why a third?'
he replied 'One's absurd!
and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'"
"How horrible, fantastic, incredible, it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas-masks here because of a quarrel in a faraway country between people of whom we know nothing." Arthur Neville Chamberlain
"You can never lose anything that really belongs to you, and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else." Edgar Cayce
"A few, a few, too few for drums and yells,
May creep back, silent, to still village wells
Up half-known roads." 		Wilfred Owen
"A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world." Manly Palmer Hall
"I don't think I'd ever get anything more than a very small role. 'The Prince of the Cameos,' they might call me." George Plimpton
"A healthy adult male bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience." John Updike
"Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck." Michael Reagan
"If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network." Will Durst
"You know you're drunk when you think that the cab fare is the time." Dane Cook
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