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"No man has ever yet been hanged for breaking the spirit of a law."
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| "There once was an old man of Lyme who married three wives at a time when asked, 'Why a third?' he replied 'One's absurd! and bigamy, sir, is a crime!'"
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"How horrible, fantastic, incredible, it is that we should be digging trenches and trying on gas-masks here because of a quarrel in a faraway country between people of whom we know nothing."
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"You can never lose anything that really belongs to you, and you can't keep that which belongs to someone else."
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| "A few, a few, too few for drums and yells, May creep back, silent, to still village wells Up half-known roads."
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"A man without ethics is a wild beast loosed upon this world."
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"I don't think I'd ever get anything more than a very small role. 'The Prince of the Cameos,' they might call me."
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| "A healthy adult male bore consumes each year one and a half times his own weight in other people's patience." | ![]() |
"Dad sometimes patted me on the knee and called me his Little Schmuck."
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| "If God has cable, we are the 24-hour doofus network." | ![]() |
| "You know you're drunk when you think that the cab fare is the time." | ![]() |
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| Died 03/17 | Died 03/18 | Died 03/19 | Death Dates |