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| Died 03/16 | Died 03/17 | Died 03/18 | Death Dates |
"People who know how to employ themselves always find leisure moments, while those who do nothing are forever in a hurry."
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| "I have lived to thank God that all my prayers have not been answered." | |
"I am just going outside, and may be some time."
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| "Competitive golf is played mainly on a five-and-a-half-inch course, the space between your ears." |  |
"When you're wrong, you're wrong. But when you're right, you're wrong anyhow."
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"Chin up, Lipstick on."
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| "Critics don't buy records. They get 'em free." |  |
"Am I supposed to believe that a man prancing about at the Royal Ballet in a pair of tights is part of my heritage?"
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"My feet are dogs."
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"He's so fat his bathtub has stretch marks."
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"I certainly hear the Trombones Unlimited version of 'Daydream' in a lot of elevators."
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"Well, for a nine year old kid to be able to earn $110 in one day compared to $10 for a paper round, the economics were even obvious to a ten year old."
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"The human narrative, as we write it in novels and poems and stories, is a tale of never getting over the shock of life."
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| "Careers, like rockets, don't always take off on time. The trick is to always keep the engine running." |  |
| "It was just one of those quirky, sort of naughty, sort of wild, sort of, you know, drunken things that people will do from time to time." |  |
"It's gonna be loud and beautiful and poetic and dumb. Just the way I like it."
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"He's not so huggable, but I love him."
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| Born 03/16 | Born 03/17 | Born 03/18 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 03/16 | Died 03/17 | Died 03/18 | Death Dates |