"It's a damn poor mind that can only think of one way to spell a word." Andrew Jackson
"It is safest to take the unpopular side in the first instance. Transit from the unpopular is easy. . . but from the popular to the unpopular is so steep and rugged that it is impossible to maintain it." William Lamb Melbourne, 2nd Viscount, Lord Melbourne, Baron of Kilmore, Baron Melbourne of Melbourne
"A great actress, from the waist down."
"The trouble with Senator Long is that he is suffering from halitosis of the intellect. That's presuming Senator Long has an intellect." Harold LeClair Ickes
"Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive."
"Backward ran sentences until reeled the mind."
"The Media is ruled by Satan. But yet I wonder if many Christians fully understand that."
"There was always so much encouragement, to just really take it and run with it, from Deadheads." Phil Lesh
"I told him I wasn't tired. He told me, 'No, but the outfielders sure are.'"
"I've rarely met a cocktail I didn't like." Tim Barrett
"The soundtrack to 'Indecent Exposure' is a romantic mix of music that I know most women love to hear, so I never keep it far from me when women are nearby." Fabio Lanzoni