"Whether I was in my body or out of my body as I wrote it I know not. God knows." George Frederick Handel
"Five minutes! Zounds! I have been five minutes late all my life-time!" Hannah Cowley
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." Albert Einstein
"The same dress is indecent ten years before its time; daring one year before its time; chic (contemporarily seductive) in its time; dowdy five years after its time; hideous twenty years after its time; amusing thirty years after its time; romantic one hundred years after its time; beautiful one hundred and fifty years after its time."
"Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss you'll land among the stars." Les Brown
"Flattery is like chewing gum. Enjoy it but don't swallow it." Hank Ketcham
"A photograph is a secret about a secret. The more it tells you the less you know." Diane Nemerov
"First of all, I choose the great [roles], and if none of these come, I choose the mediocre ones, and if they don't come, I choose the ones that pay the rent." Michael Caine
"I don't deserve a Songwriters Hall of Fame Award. But fifteen years ago, I had a brain operation and I didn't deserve that, either. So I'll keep it." Quincy Jones
"There are only two industries that refer to their customers as 'users.'" Edward Tufte
"I am amazed at radio DJs today. I am firmly convinced that AM on my radio stands for Absolute Moron. I will not begin to tell you what FM stands for." Jasper Carrott
"Women need a reason to have sex—men just need a place." Billy Crystal