"The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice."
"Man should stop fighting among themselves and start fighting insects." Luther Burbank
"I'm no lady; I'm a member of Congress, and I'll proceed on that basis." Mary Teresa Hopkins Norton
"Bryant Gumbel's ego has applied for statehood. And if it's accepted, it will be the fifth-largest." Willard Scott
"I take him shopping with me. I say, 'OK, Jesus, help me find a bargain.'" Tammy Faye Bakker
"Real poverty is the loss of imagination." Denyce Graves