"I never truckled; I never took off the hat to Fashion and held it out for pennies. By God, I told them the truth."
"Scratch a pessimist and you find often a defender of privilege." William Henry Beveridge
"Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it." Reginald Carey Harrison
"Zolten is a common Hungarian name, it's my wife's maiden name and most importantly, it's the name of Dracula's dog." Penn Fraser Jillette
"Girls are always running through my mind. They don't dare walk." Andy Gibb