"When I've painted a woman's bottom so that I want to touch it, then [the painting] is finished." Pierre Auguste Renoir
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"It is never safe to look into the future with eyes of fear."
"I'll take Vesuvius!" Enrico Caruso
"The measure of success is not whether you have a tough problem to deal with, but whether it's the same problem you had last year."
"One has to look out for engineers—they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb."
"Thousands upon thousands of persons have studied disease. Almost no one has studied health."
"Cesar Romero would attend the opening of a napkin." Jim Backus
"He said it was artificial respiration, but now I find I am to have his child." Anthony Burgess
"If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can't play for a little money, I stay in bed that day."
"To take my work seriously would be the height of folly." Edward Gorey
"A gossip is someone who talks to you about others, a bore is someone who talks to you about himself, and a brilliant conversationalist is one who talks to you about yourself."
"One doesn't have a sense of humor. It has you." Larry Gelbart
"If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away."

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"You can't be a politician with a guitar." John Nommensen Duchac
"We were called The Toilets originally—we were flushed with success." Mike Peters
"I don't do T&A very well because I haven't got much of either." Elizabeth Téa Pantaleoni
"I was told I had to gain a lot of weight because Hobbits are very portly. Peter [Jackson] is forever suggesting I have more food. 'A little more food for Mr. Astin.'" Sean Astin