"Name me an Emperor who was ever struck by a cannonball." Charles V
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"Come live in my heart and pay no rent." Samuel Lover
"He is so old that his blood type was discontinued." George William Curtis
"After God, long live wine." Rosalia de Castro
"The lot of critics is to be remembered by what they failed to understand." George Augustus Moore
"Things were changing fast by that time, women were beginning to come to the ball parks. We had to stop cussing." Honus Wagner
"As you grow older, you'll find the only things you regret are the things you didn't do."
"Clothes make the poor invisible. America has the best-dressed poverty the world has ever known."
"Who ever wins today will win the championship no matter who wins." Denis Law
"I'd rather be a musician than a rock star." George Harrison
"Every songwriter lives to have at least one song that a cab driver who asks 'You write anything I know?' will recognize. If I were still touring with that song, my teeth might clench at its mention—but I've done a lot since then." Rupert Holmes
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said, 'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" Steven Jobs
"The secret of a long life is knowing when it's time to go." Karen Michelle Johnston
"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall." Mitch Hedberg