- Ernst Mach
(02/18/1838 – 02/19/1916)
German scientist
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| Died 02/17 | Died 02/18 | Died 02/19 | Death Dates |
"When the flower blooms, the bees come uninvited."
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"The theory
of relativity is just as unacceptable to me as, say, the existence of
the atom or other such dogmas."
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"No matter how bad things get, you got to go
on living, even if it kills you."
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| "The Brando school are grabbers, not lovers. If it wasn't that the script says they get the girl, they wouldn't." |  |
"The constitution does not provide for first and second class citizens."
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"Words make love with one another."
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"It is something—it can be everything—to have found a fellow bird with whom you can sit among the rafters while the drinking and boasting and reciting and fighting go on below."
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"This paper gives wrong solutions to trivial problems. The basic error, however, is not new."
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| "The only two things you can truly depend upon are gravity and greed." |  |
| "Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere." |  |
"In Mexico, an air conditioner is called a 'politician,' because it makes a lot of noise but doesn't work very well."
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| "Bryn Mawr had done what a four-year dose of liberal education was designed to do: unfit her for eighty per cent of useful work of the world." |  |
"What I like about masturbation is that you don't
have to talk afterwards."
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"Cosmetics is a boon to every woman, but a girl's best friend is still a nearsighted man."
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| "The learning process is something you can incite, literally incite, like a riot." |  |
| "I think the measure of your success to a certain extent will be the amount of things written about you that aren't true." |  |
| "It's not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters." |  |
| "There were certain perceptions that people had of me, you know...'He's dumb,' or 'he's just got a pretty face,' or 'he's a thug,' or 'he can only do one thing.' I'm not so concerned with that now. Longevity's what it's about." |  |
"I don't care if he's purple, as long as he can rap!"
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| "You can't be 16 forever." |  |
| Born 02/17 | Born 02/18 | Born 02/19 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 02/17 | Died 02/18 | Died 02/19 | Death Dates |