"The histories of mankind are histories only of the higher classes." Thomas Robert Malthus
Bridgeman Art Library
"One could drive a prairie schooner through any part of his argument and never scrape against a fact."
"If you want to achieve excellence, you can get there today. As of this second, quit doing less-than-excellent work."
"One of the many things nobody ever tells you about middle age is that it's such a nice change from being young." Dorothy Canfield Fisher
"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials." Ronald Arbuthnott Knox
"Of course, you start with dreams of being a star. You want recognition, public recognition. And why not? You're doing public work." Sir Alan Bates
"To live in Australia permanently is rather like going to a party and dancing all night with one's mother." Barry ("Dame Edna Everage") Humphries
"If Rosa Parks had taken a poll before she sat down in the bus in Montgomery, she'd still be standing."
"I wanted Raging Bull. I wanted Casino. I got Rocky and Bullwinkle. But that's OK, because I still get to tell people I've worked with Robert DeNiro." Rene Russo
"The only power an actor has is the ability to say: 'No.'" Louis Upchurch
"Just play. Have fun. Enjoy the game." Michael Jordan
"Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker." Denise Richards
"A guy walks up to me and asks 'What's Punk?'. So I kick over a garbage can and say 'That's punk!'. So he kicks over the garbage can and says 'That's punk?', and I say 'No, that's trendy!'" Billie Joe Armstrong
"I went to Wal-Mart for the first time. I always thought they sold wallpaper." Idjit