"If only Bapu [Gandhi] knew the cost of setting him up in poverty."
"I won't lock my doors or bar them either if any of the old coots in the pictures out in the hall want to come out of their frames for a friendly chat." Elizabeth Virginia Wallace Truman
"When the Supreme Court moved to Washington in 1800, it was provided with no books, which probably accounts for the high quality of early opinions."
"All the good ideas I ever had came to me while I was milking a cow." Grant Wood
"Englishwomen's shoes look as if they had been made by someone who had often heard shoes described but who had never seen any."
"He started out at the bottom, and sort of likes it there." Tennessee Ernie Ford
"Rules are made for people who aren't willing to make up their own." Chuck Yeager
"Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for postage, and 30 cents for storage."
"You should be a hero to yourself. If you're not... check it out." Peter Halsten Thorkelson
"Artists everywhere steal mercilessly all the time and I think this is healthy." Peter Gabriel
"It's nice when people want your autograph, but it's a little strange because I never expected it. I still kind of think, 'Oh, who am I?" Mena Suvari