Like little mice stole in and out,
As if they feared the light;
But oh, she dances such a way!
No sun upon an Easter-day
Is half so fine a sight."
- Sir John Suckling
(02/10/1609 – 06/01/1642)
English writer
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| "Her feet beneath her petticoat Like little mice stole in and out, As if they feared the light; But oh, she dances such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight."
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"Don't call the world dirty because you forgot to clean your glasses."
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"Brandy and water spoils two good things."
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"Very sorry can't come. Lie follows by post."
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"Every improvement in communication makes the
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"That's metaphysics, my dear fellow. It's forbidden
me by my doctor, my stomach won't take it."
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"Politics is developing more comedians than radio
ever did."
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"Perhaps we could have a translation, I could
not quite follow."
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"Don't tell me peace has broken out, when I've
just bought some new supplies."
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"Progress everywhere today does seem to come so very heavily disguised as Chaos."
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"Vasectomy means never having to say you're sorry."
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"We may eventually come to realize that chastity
is no more a virtue than malnutrition."
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| "I totally and completely admit, with no qualms at all, my egomania, my selfishness, coupled with a really magnificent voice." |  |
"Charlton Heston was a bit over the top by himself, and didn't need any score to accompany him."
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"Often the search proves more profitable than
the goal."
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"Dolly Parton
reminds me of two big ice cream cones and a whole lot of cotton candy. I'll
bet most of her fans are either hillbillies or diabetics."
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"I thank you for this award, though I think there may be a problem with a world in which making small, human and humorous films is 'an achievement.' It should be the norm."
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"It's really fun to act like a bimbo. But it's fun to act like a bimbo only when people know that you really aren't one."
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| Died 02/09 | Died 02/10 | Died 02/11 | Death Dates |