"We can make mayors and officers every year, but not scholars."
"Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer." John Ruskin
"If I had my choice I would kill every reporter in the world but I am sure we would be getting reports from hell before breakfast." William Tecumseh Sherman
"Whatever one man is capable of conceiving, other men will be able to achieve." Jules Verne
"There are some people who leave impressions not so lasting as the imprint of an oar upon the water."
"An animal's eyes have the power to speak a great language."
"The evolution of the capitalist style of life could be easily—and perhaps most tellingly—described in terms of the genesis of the modern Lounge Suit."
"I take the view, and always have, that if you cannot say what you are going to say in twenty minutes you ought to go away and write a book about it." Lord John Theodore Cuthbert Brabazon
"When a woman behaves like a man, why doesn't she behave like a nice man?" Dame Edith Mary Evans
"Marriage isn't a word... it's a sentence."
"The art of losing isn't hard to master;
so many things seem filled with the intent
to be lost that their loss is no disaster."
Elizabeth Bishop
"I'm so gullible. I'm so damn gullible. And I am so sick, of me being gullible." Julia Jean Mildred Frances Turner
"I won't quit acting until I get run over by a truck, a producer, or a critic." John Uhler Lemmon III
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today." James Byron Dean
"I think we're glazing eyes all across America." Ted Koppel
"She's a ball-buster. Protect me from her." Nick Nolte
"There are two kinds of people in this world: Michael Jackson fans and losers." Seth Green