"Yea, marry, now it is somewhat, for now it is rhyme; before, it was neither rhyme nor reason."
"He had but one eye, and the popular prejudice runs in favour of two." Charles Dickens
"Men may not get all they pay for in this world, but they must certainly pay for all they get." Frederick Douglass
"Once you begin being naughty, it is easier to go on and on, and sooner or later something dreadful happens." Laura Ingalls Wilder
"Beauty is the first test: there is no permanent place in the world for ugly mathematics." Godfrey Harold Hardy
"We must interpret a bad temper as a sign of inferiority." Alfred Adler
"Down South where I come from you don't go around hitting too many white keys."
"The cowboys have a way of trussing up a steer or a pugnacious bronco which fixes the brute so that it can neither move nor think. This is the hog-tie, and it is what Euclid did to geometry."
"The office was his pirate ship but the car his perilous excursion ashore." Sinclair Lewis
"I founded Wang Laboratories to show that Chinese could excel at things other than running laundries and restaurants."
"The real problem is what to do with problem solvers after the problem is solved." Gay Talese
"Most people say, 'Well, Earl, you sing the blues,' or however they want to categorize it. I just sing songs. I'm a writer, so whatever gymnastics jump through my head, I write about it." Earl King
"The future is much like the present, only longer." Dan Quisenberry
"How many people here have telekinetic powers? Raise my hand." Phil Soltanec
"If I don't need the money, I don't work." James Spader
"Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun)." Eddie Izzard
"I just wake up and say, 'You're a bum, go do something worthwhile today.'" Garth Brooks
"The goal of a tick is NOT to become a dog." Anthony Consani
"Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right hour, you can get a VCR for $1.50. You can furnish your whole house for $10.95." Chris Rock
"I don't believe that old cliche that good things come to those who wait. I think good things come to those who want something so bad they can't sit still." Ashton Kutcher