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"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one."
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"A court is an assembly of noble and distinguished beggars."
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"The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum."
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"The 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow.'"
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"Shaw's works make me admire the magnificent tolerance and broadmindedness of the English."
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"Find out what the other team wants to do. Then take it away from them."
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"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other."
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"The upper classes are merely a nation's past; the middle class is its future."
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| "No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating." |
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives."
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"Do not join encounter groups. If you enjoy being made to feel inadequate, call your mother."
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| "A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain hoping to be struck by lightning." | ![]() |
| "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." |
"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps."
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"We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation."
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"We were foolish and young and out of our minds. That's one of the things that is different nowwe are older and out of our minds."
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"The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind."
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"The reason that the all-American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think."
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"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that."
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| "I really like to create the sound of a choir the most. If you could see what the sound of it looks like when I shut my eyes and listen, you'd see the sound as angels spanning across the universe." | ![]() |
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