"Going to the opera, like getting drunk, is a sin that carries its own punishment with it, and that a very severe one." Hannah More
"A court is an assembly of noble and distinguished beggars." Charles-Maurice de Talleyrand-Périgord, Prince De Bénévent
"The place where optimism most flourishes is the lunatic asylum." Henry Havelock Ellis
"The 't' is silent, as in 'Harlow.'" Margot Tennant Asquith
  • Fritz Kreisler: "My fee is eighteen thousand dollars."
  • Mrs. Cornelius Vanderbilt: "That's agreeable, but I hope you understand that you should not mingle with my guests."
  • Kreisler: "Oh! Well, in that case, my fee is only five hundred dollars."
    (02/02/1875 – 01/29/1962)
    Austrian composer
Fritz Kreisler
"Shaw's works make me admire the magnificent tolerance and broadmindedness of the English." James Joyce
"Find out what the other team wants to do. Then take it away from them."
"No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always find people on your side that you wish were on the other." Jascha Heifetz
"The upper classes are merely a nation's past; the middle class is its future." Ayn Rand
"No degree of dullness can safeguard a work against the determination of critics to find it fascinating."
"History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives." Abba Eban
"Do not join encounter groups. If you enjoy being made to feel inadequate, call your mother."
"A poet is someone who stands outside in the rain hoping to be struck by lightning." James Dickey
"Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia."
"I can always tell when the mother in law's coming to stay; the mice throw themselves on the traps." Les Dawson
"We got new advice as to what motivated man to walk upright: to free his hands for masturbation." Jane Wagner
"We were foolish and young and out of our minds. That's one of the things that is different now—we are older and out of our minds." Graham Nash, self-portrait
"The American public tunes in every night hoping to see two people screwing. Obviously, we can't give them that but let's always keep it in mind."
"The reason that the all-American boy prefers beauty to brains is that he can see better than he can think." Ferrah Leni Fawcett
"I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that." Christie Brinkley
"I really like to create the sound of a choir the most. If you could see what the sound of it looks like when I shut my eyes and listen, you'd see the sound as angels spanning across the universe." Eva Cassidy