"Corporations cannot commit treason, nor be outlawed, nor excommunicated, for they have no souls." Sir Edward Coke
"'Tis distance lends enchantment to the view, and robes the mountain in its azure hue." Thomas Campbell
"The happiest lot for a man, as far as birth is concerned, is that it should be such as to give him but little occasion to think much about it."
"Depth must be hidden. Where? On the surface."
"When in doubt, make a western."
"A good general rule is to state that the bouquet is better than the taste, and vice versa."
"I worked like a son of a bitch to learn a few tricks and I fight like a steer to avoid getting stuck with parts I can't play." Clark Gable
"No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more than she can be witty by only the help of speech." Langston Hughes
"God, whom you doubtless remember as that quaint old subordinate of General Douglas MacArthur..." Simeon Joseph Perelman
"A special effect is as big a star as any in the world." Marincsák György
"I don't like to write, but I love to have written."
"Parents learn a lot from their children about coping with life." Muriel Sarah Camberg
"You can build a throne with bayonets, but you can't sit on it for long." Boris Yeltsin
"Old men need applause too." Don Everly
"I thought it was in terribly bad taste for him to die when he did." Terry Jones
"If my kids could wish each other into the cornfield, as it were, they'd LIVE there. I mean, they'd be in that cornfield all the time." Charles William Mumy Jr.
"The thing I found incredible about Los Angeles was the flagrant inequality. You'd be on the Sunset Strip with people dangerously close to attacking you for money while all these Rolls-Royces were going by." Christine Cervenka
"That's part of the problem with my love life. I'm looking for someone similar to him and nobody could ever compare." Lisa Marie Presley
"I'm Jewish. I've always had a thing where it's okay to dance with the devil, just don't become the devil. Even at my peak, I never went too over the top." Paul Montgomery Shore