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"He who helps destroy the boll-weevil has done as constructive work as he who plants the seed."
(uncle of Howard Hughes)
"When I see the Ten Most Wanted lists, I always have this thought: If we'd made them feel wanted earlier, they wouldn't be wanted now."
"The doorstep to the temple of wisdom is a knowledge of our own ignorance."
Charles H. Spurgeon
"The great and almost only comfort about being a woman is that one can always pretend to be more stupid than one is and no one is surprised."
Dame Freya Madeline Stark
French-born English writer
"I thought I told you to wait in the car."
, greeting an ex-lover after several years
"The biggest human temptation is to settle for too little."
"If those absolutely important things are ignored, of how we speciated, how we adapted to the planet, then we're going to lose something precious. There won't be anywhere to go and no place to come home to."
"Are you looking for a Negro who won't fight back?"
US baseball player
, on being recruited as the first professional black player
"I've enjoyed wonderful health. The only time I ever got sick was when I watched Barbra Streisand in 'Hello, Dolly!' on an airplane."
US singer, actor
"For me it was like I was an old car and I was being taken out for a ride at one hundred mph; and I kind of liked it, because I was really getting rid of a lot of rust."
, on attending a Ramones concert
"We've come a long way, but it's like nibbling at the edge of darkness."
Benjamin L. Hooks
US jurist, minister
"The beginnings and endings of all human undertakings are untidy."
"I don't sit around and wait for great parts. I'm an actress, and I love being one, and I'll probably be doing it till I'm 72, standing around the backlot doing 'Gunsmokes.'"
"We don't have to protect the environment, the Second Coming is at hand."
James G. Watt
US Secretary of Interior
"Understand that sexuality is as wide as the sea. Understand that your morality is not law. Understand that we are you. Understand that if we decide to have sex whether safe, safer, or unsafe, it is our decision."
"Only the mediocre are always at their best."
"I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers."
Indian political, religious leader
"One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries."
A. A. Milne
English writer (Winnie the Pooh, etc.)
"People go 'You look a lot like Minnie Driver.' Once I said, 'Thanks, Minnie is a great actress.' But, it blew up in my face. This person said, 'Nah, didn't like the last movie she did.'"
"If you don't disagree with me, how will I know I'm right?"
US film producer
"I personally prefer a nice frozen TV Dinner at home, mainly because it's so little trouble. All you have to do is have another drink while you're throwing it in the garbage."
US comic, writer
"Some people like my advice so much that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it."
Gordon R. Dickson
"In Texas, we do not hold high expectations for the governor's office; it's mostly been occupied by crooks, dorks and the comatose."