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"He who doesn't lose his wits over certain things has no wits to lose."
"I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all."
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves."
"I made them see, didn't I? I changed everything."
D. W. Griffith
"A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone."
"If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written The Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause."
"The Queen is most anxious to enlist every one who can speak or write to join in checking this mad, wicked folly of 'Woman's Rights,' with all its attendant horrors, on which her poor feeble sex is bent..."
Queen of England
"Three-fourths of the mistakes a man makes are made because he does not really know what he thinks he knows."
Irish writer, diplomat
"A caress is better than a career."
US literary and theatrical agent
"Fair is for games."
Nancy J. Robinson
US computing pioneer, systems analyst, and quotekeeper's mom
"A squid, as you know of course, has ten testicles."
US chef ("Galloping Gourmet")
"I've done some stinkers in the cinema. You can't regret it; there are always reasons for doing something, even if it's just the location."
"You know we all became mathematicians for the same reason: we were lazy."
US mathematician, professor
"The surest way to become a pacifist is to join the infantry."
William H. Mauldin
"We had a good sense of humor about it, because we knew what we were holding on to and how it was going to exceed expectations and [labels]. We weren't running around naked in chaps swinging pink guns in the air. We knew that, and we found it funny that no one else did."
, on filming Brokeback Mountain