"Silence is the virtue of fools." Francis Bacon
"He who doesn't lose his wits over certain things has no wits to lose." Gotthold Lessing
"I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much as if we had never married at all." George Gordon Byron
"I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." August Strindberg
"I made them see, didn't I? I changed everything." David Llewelyn Wark Griffith
"A new gadget that lasts only five minutes is worth more than an immortal work that bores everyone." Francis Picabia
"If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written The Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause."
"Petite, pretty, and deadly as an asp."
"Fair is for games."
"A squid, as you know of course, has ten testicles." Graham Kerr
"I've done some stinkers in the cinema. You can't regret it; there are always reasons for doing something, even if it's just the location." John Hurt
"The secret of charm is bullsh*t."