"Vitam Impendere Vero (I consecrate my life to truth)." Charles de Secondat, Baron de la Brède et de Montesquieu
"Every man's life, liberty, and property are in danger when the Legislature is in session." Daniel Webster
"Time goes, you say? Ah, no!
Alas, Time stays, we go."
Austin Dobson
"No, I don't understand my husband's theory of relativity, but I know my husband, and I know he can be trusted."
"The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief—call it what you will—than all of the counterattractions of cinema, motor bicycle, and golf course." Alan Alexander Milne
"The emancipation of today displays itself mainly in cigarettes and shorts." Sylvia Pankhurst
"The world is full of Laurel and Hardys. I saw them all the time as a boy at my mother's hotel. There's always the dumb, dumb guy, who never has anything bad happen to him, and the smart guy who's even dumber than the dumb guy, only he doesn't know it." Oliver Hardy
"I think that making love is the best form of exercise." Archibald Alec Leach
"The world is made up of people who never quite get into the first team, and who just miss the prizes at the flower show."
"Life is a great big canvas, and you should throw all the paint on it you can." David Daniel Kaminsky
"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
"In my young days, I used to pick up sluts, and I don't mean that nastily. It's more a term of endearment, really, for girls who know how to speak their minds." Kevin Costner
"If you're still acting when you're old, there's something wrong with you." Jane Horrocks
"You know, men and women are a lot alike in certain situations. Like when they're both on fire—they're exactly alike." Dave Attell