"From birth to 18 a girl needs good parents. From 18 to 35, she needs good looks. From 35 to 55, good personality. From 55 on, she needs good cash. I'm saving my money." Sophie Kalish
"Swift justice demands more than just swiftness."
"If you're a star you go through the front door carrying the roses, instead of through the back door carrying the garbage." Robert Stack
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
"Sex in a dance is in the eyes of the beholder. I never thought my dances sexy. I suppose that's because I see myself with my face washed, and to me I look like a rabbit." Gwyneth Evelyn Verdon
"That's the point of quotations, you know: one can use another's words to be insulting." Carolyn Gold Heilbrun
"I'm all for sociological lyrics. I just can't be bothered to write them."
"Elf Envy...they all had it." Orlando Bloom