"It is a general popular error to suppose the loudest complainers for the public to be the most anxious for its welfare."
"A portrait is a painting with something wrong with the mouth." John Singer Sargent
"All the powers in the universe are already ours. It is we who have put our hands before our eyes and cry that it is dark."
"You can't wait for inspiration—you have to go after it with a club." Jack London
"I don't think the federation has a head; its neck has just grown up and haired over." John Lewellyn Lewis
"Robert Benchley has a style that is weak and lies down frequently to rest." Max Eastman
"I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks." Joseph Klewan
"My Grandmother is over eighty and still doesn't need glasses. Drinks right out of the bottle." Henry Youngman
"Estelle Winwood is not Tallulah's best friend! I am! And I've got the scars to prove it!" Sarah Veronica Rose Kelly
"Kill the body and the head will die."
"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation." Rush Limbaugh
"Writing a book just might be the hardest thing I've ever done, besides trying to get laid in college." Howard Stern
"I don't think that [children are] any more resilient than anyone else. They're just people with little bodies." Kirstie Alley
"I like Paris. My problem is I don't like Parisians." Olivier Martinez
"Anger is a gift." Zack de la Rocha