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| Died Yesterday | Died Today | Died Tomorrow | Death Dates |
"There is no such thing as a moral dressit's people who are moral or immoral."
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"Nature has made women with a bosom, so nature thought it was important. Who am I to argue with nature?"
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| "Alimony is like buying oats for a dead horse." |
"I prefer to remember the happy things over 10 years, the things that went well. Let me see, what did go well?"
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"This has always been a man's world, and none of the reasons that have been offered in explanation have seemed adequate."
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"When the President does it, that means that it is not illegal."
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"Being married to Arlene Dahl was very nice at nighttime. But in the daytime, it was like being married to Elizabeth Arden."
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| "Being born with a pair of beady eyes was the best thing that ever happened to me." | ![]() |
| "I've watched it on and off. I don't know why everyone is fascinated by it." | ![]() |
"Hypothetical questions get hypothetical answers."
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"Nowadays, we're more into staying in our rooms and reading Nietzsche."
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"We like to look sixteen and bored sh*tless."
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| "A genius is one who can do anything except make a living." | ![]() |
| Born 01/08 | Born 01/09 | Born 01/10 | Birth Dates | |
| Died 01/08 | Died 01/09 | Died 01/10 | Death Dates |