"I won't take my religion from any man who never works except with his mouth." Carl Sandburg
"A damn independent boy; independent as a hog on ice." Sam Rayburn
"I have learned silence from the talkative, toleration from the intolerant, and kindness from the unkind; yet, strange, I am ungrateful to these teachers." Kahlil Gibran
"A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing."
"Wearing the correct dress for any occasion is a matter of good manners." Gretchen Young
"Success has nothing to do with what you gain in life or accomplish for yourself. It's what you do for others." Amos Muzyad Jahoob
"Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth." Alan Watts
"[The Japanese] are extremely good imitators—and so polite they even copy the mistakes." Earl Scruggs
"Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia." Edgar Lawrence Doctorow
"The problem with having a sense of humor is often that people you use it on aren't in a very good mood."
"Quite a nasty piece of work. Not the sort of person you'd want to have dinner with." Rowan Atkinson